Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Life finds a way. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Just my luck, no ice. Must go faster. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Must go faster. Just my luck, no ice. Life finds a way.

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!